Cassandra: hey bro... you good?

*he looks at you*
"ja, i'm alright. just.. chilling."

"you sure..? you look uncomfortable."

"haha, ja.. i always am-"

"heh... if you say so..."

*he gets up and casually towers over you, since he's 6'5"*

*intimidation*
*in mind* damn, he's tall....

*he pats your head*
"i love short people- they're so cute..~"

*blushes*
"don't call me cute"

"Too bad~"

"s-stop.."

Echo: *stares at him, and suddenly bursts out into a maniacal laugh* This is what you humans do when you're bored?

Without his mask!

*boops*
[Age:??
Name:??
Species: Smol Bean [jk its dog])

*he gasps and sits up*
":0 Aren't you a cutie-!"

*licks*

*He gently pets the dog*
"How'd you get here-?"

*wagging tail*

(Omfg time to use one of my German American oc, FINALLY)
Johanna: hello, are you okay? *legit a 12 year old*

"..ja, just chilling-"

"You sure? Cuz it looks very uncomfortable"

"it is, trust me.."

"Then... want help getting up?"

"..ja, sure-"

*she reaches her hand out*

*he took her hand and stood up, at a 6'5" tall frame. Broad-shouldered, slightly slim*

*she looked up at him, for she was only 4'6* "your tall"

"ja, I know.."

"How old even ARE you"

"...35, why?"

Ohhhh, that's why your so tall! Your old!"

*he stares at you*

"... sorry-"

Evy: "You good mate?"

"Ja, just laying here-"

*Erica is a tall woman of 20. She had her half face covered with a black mask. Only her bright red eyes were seen. She has a cut scar on her right eye and a deep voice with an Australian accent to it*.
Now, what's being done here?

"...i'm juzt laying here-"

Do you know how weird you look, boy?

"...zhat is the whole point-"

*Leans in and smacks your head softly*. C'mon, aren't you a leuitenant? Whatcha doing like this?

"I'm a colonel-"

Whatever, get up, boy.

*he sighs and stands up, at at 6'5" tall frame*

*Looks a bit up*. Hm, tall. And a cool mask too.

"I hide my face becauze I have zocial anxiety-"

*Looks away and looks back at you and shrugs*. Same...

[CVPA Operative Files. Operative codename: Gas Mask Man. Codename Alias: Reddit Cam. True name unknown. Age: 35. Gender: Male. Nationality: Russian.]
Hey. You dead?

*he looks at you*
"nein. why?"

Because if you don't get moving, There's gonna be some problems coming down on both of us.

"but i like this position-"

*A car can be heard exploding in the distance.*

You'll be able to rest in this position again when we're away from here.

"schiesse-" *he got up, managing to tower over you for him being 6'5"*
"where do we evacuate to?"

*I appear at most 6'7".*

Anywhere but here. In about five minutes and nineteen seconds, There's gonna be a metric f**kton of mercenaries descending upon this location.

"i need to pac-- wait nvm this isn't my house. let's go."

I'll lead.

*I begin navigating around the area, the scene looks absolutely f**ked, with reinforced and military vehicles being absolutely destroyed, overturned, or a combination of the two. Blood and bodies are littered everywhere.*

(continue in memechat cus the thread ended)

"jesus christ-"

Tell me about it. Thankfully I beat the reinforcements to ya, but they can still get to us.