parody of a weirdly corny post

if you made a post like that swede (the person you're making fun of) would ask you what's wrong and offer psychological help

mane like whar. it’s a person on the internet bro does not need to be doing allat

he's just trying to be nice, previously I had said "being nice in msmg is a mistake because they view it as being a loser" and you proved that I was right by saying so

HELL YEAH I PROVED IT RIGHT

what

😱

damn you're a whоre?

no

Do you need therapy like Cosmo?

go***mnit they were right 😱😱

There are open doors for everyone.

ain’t mean I wanna open em. what if there is a spider in one 😱😱😱

By open doors I mean that therapy is always only a few clicks away.
I've helped so many over the years so holding up the door is always a choice.

what if there is a bug in one 😱😱

There are no bugs, only help for those who need a talk.

bru ts so corny

Corny? I'm just trying to help.

I don’t need help.