It was big

should have seen that coming.

WHAT.

LMAOOOO

you know what el

Can I see?

you WHAT NOW

I was saying. Can. I. See.

😨

I am devious at times.

✨restraining order✨

✨cognitohazards✨

Did you know there is a window in a hotel across the street to the white house that offers a perfect and relatively unsupervised viewing spot into the presidential bedroom?

😨

Want more?

Like my cock.

Proof?

Nah, I was joking. Don't have the parts, you'd have to ask my brother.