I'm two days into gooning and I'm three edges behind
All my friends, they call me "Sigma" but I'm on my mewing grind
But it doesn't really sit with me quite right
'Cause they don't wanna play OG Fortnite
And I keep accidentally edging myself in my room in the middle of the night
I wake up and I'm gooning and I wake up to my edge
And I wake up and I'm mewing but I'll be Sigma when I'm old
See, I don't like breaking streaks, but I can't control my edge
So I just jelq around and keep my head down and hope I don't explode
And everybody's telling me that I'm doing so well
I try to rizz them honestly, I find it hard to jelq
If I watch Speed or I watch Sketch, I try my best, I try my best
I tell myself, I say aloud, it's fine, I'll goon until I edge
I tend to forget, I'm still only quite young
In a way this gooning life has only just begun
I've got rizz
I've got rizz
I'm two days into gooning with a busy, busy mind
My friends that called me "Sigma", they have joined the mewing grind
My chat tells me I'm crazy, said that I should never stream
But I told them that it's okay 'cause I won't end up like Dream
I'm only two days into gooning and my bedroom is a mess
There's just so much that I want to jelq that I have not done yet
There's so much that I want to edge and why live with regrets
Oh, my mind, it runs so far away, it's easy to forget
That to everybody else, it looks like that I'm doing so well
I try to rizz them honestly, I find it hard to jelq
If I watch Ray or I watch Kai, I wave my edging streak goodbye
They say, "Don't stop", I say, "Alright", I think I won't, I maybe might
I probably should just take it slow, I'll be all good
But chat, I know the one thing that's important above everything else is to learn
Not to put all this heavy edging on myself
I try believe it when I say if it's meant to griddy, it'll griddy anyway
Break my streak
I've got rizz, I've got rizz
That's where I'm at, to be honest
Just two days, two days into gooning
