REAL
SO REAL
when will people understand that fatty bacon is literally inedible, like you literally can't chew or swallow it, and they expect me to enjoy it
The ONLY way I'll eat my bacon is when it's at the point it crunches EXACTLY like a potato chip. No chewiness or juice. Fuck medium well, fuck well done, fuck congratulations, fuck good job, and fuck "nice!". Atp it ain't even bacon anymore its just savory charcoal