Dearest Amy,
I regret to inform you that I have fallen.
Fallen in love.
For such a person I have never fallen victim to expressing my insecurities and issues until you stretched out your hand and directed my focus upon you.
You have caught me in a state of vulnerability and made me a slave for your kindness.
You made yourself a crutch that I can depend on and so I must return the favor.
Accept my utmost devotion and loyalty to thee and I shall be all yours
Sincerely,
-Ass Real
