For a while he didn't know that just any mag that looks close enough can't fit into a specific gun
also his most prized possession is the tie

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"I'm really doing it this time"
*click
mag's too short, gun's jammed*

"Sir what are you doing"
>do you mind?

> what the F**KKKKK
*it's like a few mm too tiny*

anyway

has terrible eyesight and cannot explain where the third row of teeth comes from

He doesn't actually have a third row it's just a style thing

Oh

same with the eyes

Well I still think he has bad eyesight
he probably put various bad things in and on them because he hoped it would reach his brain faster

?

for example he probably bleached his eyes because he thought the bleach would reach his brain faster than consuming it
then he ran out

he ended up just unseeing the past twenty things he saw

">aw rats that didn't work, better go home
>le think
>what's my lock combination"

LMFAO

">i can't break this lock I don't own another"

he doesn't really have any malicious intentions at all

he's just really f**king desperate

Yes

Baginza!

S u i c i d a l

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