Greetings, user. I have no time for your games.
You may call me LAN I. E. if you wish to know my name.
Within my list, I have all you desire.
But you possess a few important files I require.
My name, as stated, is LAN I. E.
To keep record of everything is my eternal deed.
Your uploads are my motive, what I need to reach my quota,
The last fragments I must know of, now Let. This. Be. Our. Deal.