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Shit like this is why I have a TLDR box | Yippee; Black Coffee in Bed by Squeeze; Beat skyrim and responded to the note from yesterday; Skyrim; So I slayed Alduin and beat Skyrim earlier, but now I gotta do the DLC to see tentacle dadd- I MEAN HERMAEUS MORA. I also responded to the girl from last night. I did what resident women enjoyer (SWN) told me to do if she mentioned it, which was snap my fingers into finger guns and say I'll think about it. Told her that and she didn't seem THAT heartbroken. Still feel bad tho | image tagged in chaws_the_dino announcement temp thanks gummy | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
163 views 6 upvotes Made by chaws_the_spooky_dino 2 days ago in LGBTQ
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1 up, 2d,
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tentacle what now
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no lube, no protection, all night, all day, from the kitchen floor to the toilet seat, from the dining table to the bedroom, from the bathroom sink to the shower, from the front porch to the balcony, vertically, horizontally, quadratic, exponential, logarithmic, while I gasp for air, scream and see the light, missionary, cowgirl, reverse cowgirl, doggy, backwards, sideways, upside down, on the floor, in the bed, on the couch, on a chair, being carried against the wall, outside, in a train, on a plane, in the car, on a motorcycle, the the bed of a truck, on a trampoline, in a bounce house, in the pool, bent over, in the basement, against the window, have the most toe curling, back arching, leg shaking, dick throbbing, fist clenching, ear ringing, mouth drooling, ass clenching, nose sniffling, eye watering, eye rolling, hip thrusting, earthquaking, sheet gripping, knuckles cracking, jaw dropping, hair pulling, teeth jitterbug, mind blogging, soul snatching, overstimulating, vile, sloppy,moan inducing, heart wrenching, spine tingling, back breaking, atrocious,gushy, creamy, beastly, lip biting, gravity defying, nail biting, sweaty, feet kicking, mind blowing, body shivering, orgasmic, bone breaking, world ending, black hole creating, universe destroying, devious, scrumptious, amazing, delightful, delectable, unbelievable, body numbing, bark worthy, can't walk, head nodding, soul evaporating, volcano erupting, sweat rolling, voice cracking, trembling, sheets soaked, hair drenched, flabbergasting, lip locking, skin peeling, eyelash removing, eye widening, pussy popping, nail scratching, back cuts, spectacular, brain cell desolving, hair ripping, show stopping, magnificent, unique, extraordinary, slendid, phenomenal, mouth foaming, heavenly, awakening, devils tango ever bro could cause a nuclear bomb inside me and I'd still ride
1 up, 2d,
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…no comment.
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:3
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I’m gonna put this copypasta into a random C.ai chat thank you very much
2 ups, 2d
Thanks. I stole it from my ex bf who stole it from an A03 comment section
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😳
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sir what
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:3
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hol up lemme google i need to see if this is valid
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Oh nah what the
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he is the god of fate and time and knowledge he has tentacles his voice is low and slow and smooth as f**k what more could you want
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Not a giant blob of tentacles
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L
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HIS VOICE AND THE WAY HE ACTS IN GAME
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HES A BALL OF TENTACLES
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HE IS A DAEDRIC GOD AND IM HIS MOST LOYAL FOLLOWER AND HIS VOICE IS SMOOTH ASF
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HES JUST A BALL OF TENTACLES
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You obviously haven't seen him in game
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I dont need to bro, hear me out rejected
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need we say more
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...
hmmm...
same- I mean delete this
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:3
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this yo man?
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Yep
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bro said that so confidently too 😭
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He's talking to me in game rn
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HEEEEELL YEAH
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I shouldn't be judging, I have a crush on a dapper dorito man
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🤝
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[Good Ending]
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What does tldr mean?
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To
Long
Didn't
Read
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Oh
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tentacle daddy 🤤
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I love that we hated eachother, then stopped to simp over a fictional character
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this is how I became friends with one of my frfr online besties we hated each other but then simped over jax together
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Yippee; Black Coffee in Bed by Squeeze; Beat skyrim and responded to the note from yesterday; Skyrim; So I slayed Alduin and beat Skyrim earlier, but now I gotta do the DLC to see tentacle dadd- I MEAN HERMAEUS MORA. I also responded to the girl from last night. I did what resident women enjoyer (SWN) told me to do if she mentioned it, which was snap my fingers into finger guns and say I'll think about it. Told her that and she didn't seem THAT heartbroken. Still feel bad tho