RP.mp3

Paleo: Ok, for a little recap. Diancie was attacked by a Noivern, right?

Blook: "Yeah and this is basically about that"

Paleo: So how did it happen? Was the Noivern hunting or something?

Blook: "Why would it attack a f**king legendary Pokemon?"

Paleo: Not sure. Unless the Noivern was either stronger or powered up.

(Mythical*)
Blook: "Liz, we got any progress on the first aid?"
Liz:

Paleo: What's wrong? No aid kit?

Blooj: "Pokenancy⁉️⁉️⁉️⁉️⁉️"
Liz: "This is insane!!!"

Paleo: Pokenancy?

Blook: "Do you remember T&G 4 or 5 when we said that her food was laced with the pregnant potion"

Paleo: I think so, why?

Blook: "Cinderace, rip their balls off!"
Cinderace: "Alright! My favorite!"

Marshadow: That's Blook and his Cinderace.
Meloetta: Look, over there.
*They looked where Blook and his Cinderace are*

*Cinderace f**king faints from an Earthquake*

Dreepy: Umm, is that a Garchomp?
Marshadow: He must be responsible for using earthquake.
Skeledirge: Hey, who are those two with him?

*Pokemon hunters.*

Marshadow: Those look like hunters.
Skeledirge and Dreepy: HUNTERS!!!!
*They both hide in the bush*
Meloetta: Hey, what's wrong?
Skeledirge: Do you not see? They're hunters.
Dreepy: Well, to be more specific. They're Pokemon Hunters! I don't want to be captured!
Skeledirge: Me too!
Marshadow: Ain't that a poacher?
Skeledirge: It's the same thing!
Marshadow: Well, I guess it's time that we show them a lesson.

Terapagos: "Wanna see me obliterate them"

Skeledirge: Oh hey Terapagos.
Marshadow: Yeah sure, we're gonna teach them a lesson anyways.

Terapagos: "Tera Starstorm (Japanese: テラクラスター Tera Cluster) is a damage-dealing move introduced in Generation IX. It is the signature move of Terapagos."

Dreepy: You wanna use it on them?

Terapagos: "Yes"
*They f**king die*

Skeledirge: Jeez, that was actually brutal there.

Terapagos: "F**k they're not dead"
*They're trying to get in now that they think we're hiding something*

Skeledirge: I'll get'em!
*Uses Shadow Ball at them*

*They see the room Ogerpon and Pecharunt are guarding and their Garchomp breaks in*

Skeledirge: Darn! I missed!
Marshadow: Quick! We need to go to Diancie's room!
*They go to Diancie's room, quickly*

*A robot jumps down and is able to knock one of the hunters away*

Dreepy: Well, well, a robot. I wonder Dr. Blookie made that?

*The other one and the Garchomp get hit by a Hydro Pump from Wake, the Walking Wake. His little buddy Frostwire then fires an Ice Beam*

Marshadow: Whatever they're doing here, but they sure got here just in time.

Wake: "I wanna be part of your team. Me and Bolt just got here. Frostwire is willing too.

Dreepy: Is bolt that robot?
Marshadow: Well sure. Though, we still don't know what to name this group.

Wake: "No, Bolt is supposed to be here."
*A Raging Bolt then appears.*
Bolt: "Hey. Frostwire is the little Iron Bundle in his mane btw."

Dreepy: Oooh. Then, who is that robot?

Robot: "I am PROTOTYPE-47H, created by the Spider Company. They are hunting me down."

Dreepy: Why are they hunting you down for?

Proto-47H: "I was a failed prototype for BLASTER-47."

Marshadow: BLASTER-47?
Skeledirge: What in Arceus's name is that?

Proto-47H: "It was a robot they made. I am not too resembling of it, as they had no design plans at my stage."

Dreepy: Well, what happens if they find you?

Proto-47H: "They will obliterate me."

Meloetta: Oh, you poor thing.
Dreepy: Wow, even AI as feelings.
Marshadow: No worries, he can live with us.
Skeledirge: What about Blook. How does he think of some sort of prototype version BLASTER-47?
Marshadow: We'll just ask him if he allows him to live with us.

Diancie: "I am not feeling good right now."

Meloetta: Man. That Noivern did a number on you.

*Intense shaking. Something is using Earthquake.*

Skeledirge: Is it my stomach, or are we having an earthquake?
Marshadow: Something is using earthquake.
Dreepy: That's what that narrator said.
Marshadow: What?
Dreepy: Nothing.
Meloetta: Maybe we should look outside.
Marshadow: Wait? Who's gonna guard, Diancie?

Pecharunt: "Hey mfs"
Ogerpon: "We'll do it."

Dreepy: .... Weren't you two rivals back then?

Pecharunt: "Nah we're cool now"
Ogerpon: "He's right. Now go."

Dreepy: Ok.
*They went outside*
Marshshadow: Hmm, I don't see anything.
Skeledirge: Maybe it is my stomach.
Dreepy: Your stomach never rumbled like that.
Meloetta: Maybe something is in the ground?

*Garchomp.*
???: "Is there anything to take here?"
??: "Look, there's some Pokemon to take."

Skeledirge: Who said that?
Dreepy: And what did they mean by "take"?

Blook: "Look outside. He's already gotten the message."
Liz: "Who?"

Paleo: Huh?

*Cinderace kicks IBlook*

Paleo: Oh, that guy. He deserved that for going after our pokemon campainions.

Blook: "Campanions"
Liz: "Campanions"

Paleo: That's what I meant.
Some random nerd: Um actually, it's companion.
Paleo: Whatever, get outta here before Blook's Cinderace kicks your ass.

Cinderace: "On it vro"
*His ass is sent to Uranus*

Paleo: You know what, speaking of companions. I wonder where they're at rn?

Blook: "Ik"
*Ogerpon and Maki appear*

Paleo: Where's Meloetta though?
*Meanwhile in a different room*
Meloetta: Hey, Diancie. How you feeling?

Blook: "Yeah sooo"

Paleo: Wait? Let me guess, a pregnant pokemon?

Blook and Liz: "Yeah"

Paleo: I thought so.

Blook: "Yeah"

Paleo: Wait? What would a baby Diancie look like?

Blook: "Probably some middle ground between her and Carbink."
Liz: "Think catching her would be a good idea?"

Paleo: I'm not sure what to call it, but it might be an adorable to see once it was born.

Blook: "Yeah"

Paleo: Since Diance was a good princess, she might be a good mother too.