Maybe if I do it again more than 2 people will comment

he wanted his hair to look like Arthur Ford's so bad but he couldn't figure out how to do it

He's got a mohawk

So uh 😭

Ohhhhhh

Yes

Anyway
he's a little more of a human than a human
for example
his average blood flow is a little faster
his eyes are more moist
his hair grows faster
etc

Hmm

Being injected with reality-changing energy would change your body

Also explains why he has so much endurance and speed

Although he doesn't really survive long enough for the hair to make a difference 😭

I didn't say it mattered I said it happened

I know

anyway
for some reason he's a huge fan of brutalist architecture

Canon

is a firm believer that anything can be weaponized

YES

Every Subject 17 believes this

ultimate fight
tire (the rubber part only) vs pillow

Average Subject 17 fight between themselves

empty peanut butter jar vs lampshade

he is immune to all forms of ionizing radiation

...
You know

That makes sense

Canon

wOOOO

Given his lore that actually makes so much sense 😭😭😭