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This following writing is just hate, if you want the kind bit, keep reading
• So the trailer started off with the F**KING SHITTY JUMANJI TROPE. (It included four people confused so they’re actually doing it)
• Jason Momoa looks like a f**king girl and it’s so ugly
• They mentioned it’s all recorded in New Zealand which looks so green-screened
• the title they dropped which is “A Minecraft Movie” sounds bullhunkey
Thanks Warner Bros for f**king up one the most popular games in history.
Now to the kind bit,
• The scenery is amazing and shit
• The models are designed so good
• Jack Black is just Jack Black so he a funni gui