While men be putting entire semi trucks in their back pocket

Guys have so many pockets

As a girl myself, I personally don't do that. But what do you think I would do anything if you said that there's a car in my foot-long purse and I'm still too young to drive a car??

Where the pepper spray

You forgot pepper spray

That's what the ketchup is for 😉

bruh they also be keeping all this in there