Your menu says "shrimp-fried rice."; Uh... yeah. It's a popular dish. *Snickers* Are you telling me a shrimp fried this rice? Wh-what? Of course not! Well, right now the hyphen is between "shrimp" and "fried." It should be between "fried" and "rice."; So instead of "shrimp-fried rice," the menu should read "shrimp fried-rice."; Uh... hang on. Let me talk to the manager. *In the kitchen*; Hide, Mr. Shrimperton! She's onto us! *Panicked shrimp noises*