“5 children died at freddy fazbear’s pizza”

"Oh look, a new location with plastic animatronics. Time to make another killing spread.......for doing nothing"

"VEGAS!"

"FNAF location closed after murder, culprit is a purple man with a twisted neck, wide black smile and a yellow badge"

"hm lets see 'animatronic malfunctions and bites child' oh yeah like he stuffed it in his mouth on his own"