"FNAF location closed after murder, culprit is a purple man with a twisted neck, wide black smile and a yellow badge"

“5 children died at freddy fazbear’s pizza”

"VEGAS!"

"hm lets see 'animatronic malfunctions and bites child' oh yeah like he stuffed it in his mouth on his own"

"Oh look, a new location with plastic animatronics. Time to make another killing spread.......for doing nothing"