TAG ep 4.mp3

Paleo: Again with this contest. So what do you have this time?

Blook: "No."
*At the top, Ogerpon falls off*
Announcer: "So, now that you're all up here except for that clumsy Ogerpon, I want you to tie these balloons around your waists."

Marshadow: Umm, ok
Dreepy: Can someone do it for me? I don't have any fingers.

Blook: "We could only afford 4 balloons for each team so I'll be deciding which Bomber to sacrifice to Diancie."

Pink Bomber: Who's Diancie?
Paleo: A diamond pokemon.

Blook: "Wow, you're not worried that one of you is about to become a sacrifice?"

Pink Bomber: I'm only curious.
Black Bomber: I don't want to be sacrifice to a Pokemon. I'm to handsome.
Pretty Bomber: Stop being self absorbent, Black Bomber.
White Bomber: Well, if I do become a sacrifice, then Diancie is probably gonna lead them.

*Blook sends Red Bomber to Diancie*

Red Bomber: Welp. See ya'll.

Blook: "Now everyone tie a balloon to your waist. And if Ogerpon comes back up then she's next to be sent to Diancie."

Paleo: What will Diancie do to them though?

Blook: "Not sure"
Liz: "Derp hit a new low."
Blook: "Whuh?"
Liz: "Derp laced Diancie's food with the pregnant potion."
Blook: "Are you sure the viewers can't hear us?"
Liz: "The camera and mics are focused on the competiton."
*Scorpion tries to sting Pomni's balloon.*
Liz: "Btw, there's nails to pop the balloons."

Pomni: Ahh! What are you doing!

Blook: "The contest is to pop your opponent teams' balloons. Team to lose all their members first is UFE."

*Ragatha pops Scorpion's balloons*

*Ogerpon returns*
Blook: "Bye."
*She gets sent to Diancie*

PB III: Alright, I'll go for the melody one.
*One of the rabbids pops PB III's balloons, cuz they're dumb as usual*
PB III: Hey! We're in the same team, dumbasses!
*The rabbids laughed at him*

Snake: "Watch and learn."
*He goes and pops all the Rabbids' balloons with his fangs*

*The rabbids screamed as they fall, except for PB III trying to flap his arms to fly, but it was no use.*
PB III: Well, this stinks.
*PB III falls*

*Ogerpon- oh wait she got sacrificed*

Black Bomber: Oh snake boi.
*Pops Snake's balloons*

*Snake maneuvers around*
Blook: "Btw there's nails to use"
*Snake pops Black's balloon*

*White pops Snake's balloons*
Bee: Oi, quit targeting my friend!
*He uses his stinger on White's balloons*

Blook: "Yeah, Bombers, it's time to calm down."
*He magically cuts Pretty Bomber's balloon string*

Pretty Bomber: Seriously? I didn't do a dang thing here.
*She falls*
Paleo: You never told me you can do that during this?

Blook: "The episode's ending after the next person's balloon pops."

*Dreepy manages to pop Bee's balloons*
Dreepy: Haha! Gotcha!
Bee: Umm, I'm a bee. I'm still flying. Does this count?

Blook: "Luckily the Rabbids were UFE before you and Spider is still in. So, Rabbids are the ones who lose."

PB III: Way to go morons.
*The rabbids laughed*

Lix: "Are you salty that Jax is eliminated?"
Blook: "Speaking of... Time to go, Jax!"
*A contraption slam dunks Jax into a portal*

Paleo: No. He's an a**hole anyways.

Liz: "Did you just censor asshole?"
Blook: "EXPLAIN!"

Paleo: What? Didn't we have TADC cast here?

Blook: "Are we in the circus?"

???: Actually, that was me.
Paleo: Huh?
*Caine appears out of nowhere*
Caine: Sorry, everyone. We can't have the fowl language here.
Paleo: Wait? What are you doing here? Are you a new teammate or something?
Caine: No. I'm a spectator. Just like you guys.

Liz: "We're the hosts. So, CAINE, YOU... ARE... ELIMINATED!"
Blook: "Take it away, Cursor-y!"
*Cursor-y sends Caine to the Failures' Flat.*

Paleo: Wow, guys. That was damn messed up from you two. Oh hey. I can swear uncensored this time. And out with that random thing. I guess we should move on to the next minigame.

Blook: "Take it away, Announcer!"
Announcer: "We first need to go up these new stairs."

Paleo: Weren't these stairs here before?