Just see this meme and you're safe

French or German

no

Noooope

Exscuse me..English Or Spanish

Not so fast. Is my first language English or Spanish?

No

Those are the only languages I speak

saving this meme for emergency's :3

I burst out laughing reading these comments!

jokes on you, im not straight

first one to reply is straight

Here

Jokes on u I speak Arabic =)

the next person who says "english or spanish" i will strap you to a rocket and send you to venus.

english or spanish

Last one to shut up is gay

K

metal pipe.

gæ

Deep my ass bro you have to be quiet

look whos getting more uppies

idc

did you not read the image?

French

OH NOOO! I FORGOT

Chinese