truly a sad song because i know the lyrics...
[ Verse 1: Puff Puff Humbert ]
I was chilling with my Bud, Sam Adams.
We get a call from Miller. The man was having spasms.
He said, "Dude get dressed. There's not a chance in hell
That we could miss this keg party up in San Miguel."
"Do I have to go out, dude? "
"No but that mexican chick Corona is there,
And she's been asking about you."
I hung up the phone. It's time to get dressed,
I put on my Magic Hat and my shirt with the Red Stripe.
We hit a Busch dodging traffic as we passed by 'em
In that Killian's Red charger with the Fat Tires.
We drove around for like half the night.
Luckily the Blue Moon provided Natural Light.
We rolled up to the party and everybody was rockin',
Playing Beck's old single on that iPod dock and
That's where it's at. My ears were all ringing.
The party crowd was getting loud, and everybody started singing:
[ Chorus: Puff Puff Humbert, Benatar, DeeJay Johnson and Axel Chains ]
99 bottles of beer on the wall.
99 bottles of beer.
You take one down, you pass it around,
You got 99 bottles of beer on the wall.
[x2]
[ Verse 2: Puff Puff Humbert ]
Now everyone was crammed in the basement, wasted
Even Asahi, that foreign exchange kid.
He was just in Kingfisher, wreckin' his Vette
Like "automobile, big Lech! "
I poured myself a brew and drank half the glass
This ugly Moosehead chick kept grabbing my ass.
I told that ugly Harp that she could go to hell
And then I saw Corona, and she was looking Stella.
And down to have some fun, she
Was still a freshman, a Yuengling with a tongue-ring.
The alcohol was all clouding my thinking,
So I slapped her on the Heine, can I get you a drink?
And she said, "Ha! You're totally cute.
If you fetch me a beer, I'll let you touch my boob."
Hell yeah, I went to get her a drink, then
The party started moving, and everyone started singing:
[ Chorus: Puff Puff Humbert, Benatar, DeeJay Johnson and Axel Chains ]
99 bottles of beer on the wall.
99 bottles of beer.
You take one down, you pass it around,
You got 99 bottles of beer on the wall.
[x2]
[ Verse 3: Puff Puff Humbert ]
Now Corona's ex-boyfriend started talking to me
His Foster parents nicknamed him Milwaukee's Beast.
Cause dude was big enough that he could tackle the world.
He was like "Hey Broski, you're jacking my girl.
I should bust your Skol. You look like a queer, I'm
Gonna challenge you to a game of beer pong."
"Of Coors! Challenge accepted."
MaxLett
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