2028 - l'escalade

On August 5th 2028 a 19 year old American woman named Calista is climbing the tallest mountain in the Swiss Alps. She has read that mount Bertrand was the place of which saint Jacques once lived or still lives. They say that after the blight he had been watching over earth for the past 120 years.

The climb was dangerous with only a thin path all around the mountain going up. Calista was the Internet attractive type. The one on Twitter that people would always compliment her. The accommodation had struck the USA. The accommodation was Christian countries starting to kill off their Christian citizens due to a vote by the LGBT community.

She knew that Jacques was the last hope for the survival of religious people. After 17 non-stop hours of walking she saw a small wooden house with a porch, garden, small animal pen a dog sleeping at the door and light in the house.

She was confused maybe thinking it was the wrong mountain. She knocked on the door waking the small black Labrador puppy that greeted her warmly. After a a few seconds a young man wearing suspenders, a white shirt and a red jacket that had some muddy stains on it greeted her.

"Hello!" He said "come inside you look exhausted!" He took her by the wrist and sat her down at his couch while he made tea over a wood stove. "Why are you all the way up Mount Bertrand?"

Calista sighed "so.. you know the myth about saint Jacques? He saved the world from the blight 120 years ago? Well legend says that he still lives here... Clearly I was mistaken.." as she finished her sentence she looked around seeing a total absence of modern technology. The bed didn't even have a modern mattress! "So .. you've been living here a long time huh?" She asked "do you have Internet?" "Well.. sometimes you don't need Internet Calista." He replied. Calista was surprised how he knew her name and how a young man lived here without Internet. "Wait how do you kn- ha- w-" she noticed a musket leaning against the door.

The young woman knew by her gut this was saint Jacques all of a sudden. But she wanted to be sure. "Do you mind if I take a look around?" "Go ahead but be quick. Tea's almost ready" she got up from the couch and looked in the bedroom. She couldn't believe her eyes. An old shako and uniform from the Napoleonic wars that was missing a jacket.. she turned to the man in shock. "YOU'RE SAINT JACQUES!?"

"Yeah I prefer to live traditionally." "Oh please saint Jacques the governments are doing 'the accommodation' which is killing off all religions INCLUDING CHRISTIANS!" Jacques was unphased "yes yes.. I know!" "But we must protect the Vatican! There are crazy people trying to get in to kill the pope." "Don't worry he'll be fine." With that Jacques rushed to his room to change and gather his things.

"Drink your tea, get some sleep we leave in the morning." "But what about your dog? What about your garden?" "Calista, I've had my dog Deer since 1863" At that she drank her tea and changed while Jacques slept

Again, so sorry for any offense. We all know that the LGBT would never do this

The Denmark uniforms are one of the best in g&b