Walter White on his Phone

blah blah blah blah blah

i've seen this temp so many times my goodness

Oh womp womp

so I was playing spaltoon on my Nindender We but then my grandma's ghost came and ate us

"nindender" lamo i like that

So Splatoon is me and Nat's favourite game, for those of you who don't know there are inklings, kids who can turn into squids, and octolings, kids who can turn into octopus. I had a dream I was agent 3 (the protagonist) and I was walking with the other characters. Then it was night, I heard horrifying noises, and I found a secret trapdoor. Next thing I know, I see an octoling, in octopus form, WHO HUNG HERSELF!!!!!!!

One time I had a semi-lucid dream where I was absolutely wrecking a supermarket while riding the shopping carts through the aisles. Sans Undertale and Barack Obama were there also.

well now i know why it was a lucid dream.

"splatoon is me" BOORIINGG
"nat" mommy!! 😻😻😻😻😻😻😻😻
"there are inklings" BOORINGG!! the porn is kinda good tho
"octolings" gyatt!!!
"i was agent 3 (the protagonist)" who gaf
"I was walking with the other characters" who gaf
"i heard horrifying noises and i found a secret trapdoor" roblox horror game ahh storytelling
"an octoling in octoupus form" :( no more gyatt
"who hung herself" :( no more gyatt

you heard me vro

sorry, i know it wasn't serious, but that gave me a brain aneurysm.

wasn't serious?

fym

nvm, i still love how i was yapping about someone hanging themself and you still managed to put GYATT in that sentence.

Yeah fr

like i'm imagining you seeing the octopus that hung itself and after like an hour you still manage to say "no mor gyat :("

i would not say that

it was a joke. anyone would be tramatized to see someone hanging.

only if they were a gyatt

smash

type shit

real