Milk but he's a mask-wearing wolf (Thanks Wallhammer

"hello there.. miss, chell.. I understand you may, be.. a bit,.. confused, seeing as your.. "friend", shall we call, her.. was not the one to wake you from your stasis. After long consideration.. we have decided, that you would be the best form of assistance, to my.. current worker. It shall not be puzzles and test chambers from here. The world out there, has changed, ... for the far worse. So chin up.. and have a breath of fresh air."

That would only make sense for Portal 1

Cause Portal 2 takes place possibly hundreds or thousands of years after Half-Life 2

oh
well
what if this happened like in the middle Chell's stasis

Yeah

Like right after the end of Portal 1

"Aw yeah G-Man you da goat!"
"OHH NOOOO"
what if she had no gun expertise and was only good with the Portal gun (relatively simple)

The Portal Gun is basically useless outside of Aperture 😭

It helps you carry things I think
and if you just so happened to have two flat surfaces it could work
it would actually make a pretty neat gimmick for you to have to clear surfaces imo

Except the Portal Gun only works on moon dust

Which is why all of the walls in Portal are white

oh
hmm
what if there were areas with, say Aperture shipment trucks leaking moon dust or having panels fall out of them
or maybe buildings that utilize it, like a really fancy building, or some kind of other Aperture facility, like storage
If, say, she were to have a gun, it would have to be simple, like a pistol

Aperture really only has the one lab

And they were too broke to buy more moon dust

well rats
maybe G-Man can take it from you at the start and be like "you won't be needing this"

"After all, it was....Aperture property..."

"..no hand holding from here on out.. I suggest consulting.. the Freeman.. on, how to properly handle any arms you may come across."

Gordon watching Chell spend like 30 minutes reloading a gun that takes two seconds to reload

Cut her some slack

he could be out killing combines

what if alyx got like really territorial over Gordon despite then showing no attraction to each other

Gordon and Chell having a nice conversation

(Pure silence)

"HEY!! watch it BUDDY!!! he's MINE!!"
"..."