V-Tubers:
- Most look like underage girls, and when they're adults, they are extremely sexualized
- Their followers are either weeb crackheads or obese Discord moderators
- They suck at most games they play
Robert House:
- Has a moustache, doesn't need anything else to look elegant
- Rules an entire damn city in the middle of a wasteland and has a legion of robot bodyguards
- Literally uploaded his brain to a digital network to avoid a nuclear war he had already projected
