Uhh say hi to moyelifferson kingston

He (or she, or they) has committed every war crime known to cellkind

bros afraid to misgender an octopus

He's a guy
I mean all cells kinda have to commit several warcrimes to take down an army of bacteria but that's usually only the white blood cells

I meant war crimes against other cells

No.

terrifying to be around

Kinda already true

uhh he overdoses on like protein shakes because he thinks it’ll make him like peak male performance despite them being a hundreds of calories

Idfk but to help you think of something here's a note: he's Australian

he sleeps upside down like a bat

I mean he sleeps upside down but not like a bat he just sleeps facing away from the wall

He has cursed energy
It’s basically an aura of negative emotions that can boost the power of your attacks
And if he’s lucky enough
He might have been born with a cursed technique

He's a 15 year old Australian red blood cell from a splatoon inkling dude

Can he have cursed energy (will make him superior)

he had kinitopet on his computer at a time

Now canon

Look at mine it’s straight gas leak

It's straight ass

Uncultured swine