Once one of his friends put a kraft single on his forehead while he was sleeping and then all of a sudden the cheese grew legs and arms, put on a bowler hat, grabbed a suitcase and walked out the door

LMFAOAAGBNNJ.

She was born inside a starbucks, and she is the most basic woman to ever walk this earth

That's a guy

Wait, thats a man??

well he's trans
but still a man nonetheless

Ah ok

ye

one time a gust of wind carried him all the way across his backyard because of his hair

Yee

Loves fairs and carnivals but he can NOT handle their deep fried lard on a stick type foods

AWWWW YES

lian after eating one deep fried oreo

NOOO

medieval peasant being fed a dorito

Yes

AWWWWVHJKJ MY HEART

voice hitting the back of the theater type singing
Charlotte teared up a little

AWWWWWWWRFFGBN

He once did a triple backflip into a foam pit by slipping while he jumped

:0

and Lauren filmed it

GHBGHM

he also likes to play on those floating obstacle course things

Yes

he has a cat-like level of acrobaticness
very agile

Makes sense

a bird sat on his head for like five minutes and left without him noticing

AWW

and a squirrel

Father Nature

Disney princess when she sings

Yes

he's really shy of singing but it's so good he could give you goosebumps

AWWWWW YES

he probably looked up to Charlotte's singing ability to gain the confidence to do such

Yes

1# undefeated sack race champion

Ehh

never won a sack race

he's trying and that's what counts :(

Yeah

Response so dry I'm chokign on it I need watert

Lian thinks hydration is very important

he's always making sure everybody's getting enough water

Especially when it is hot

LMFAO

one time he saw like an actual mole person and he told nobody because he wanted to keep the mole people safe

??? ??? .?

you heard me

??

do you know what a mole person is

No

it's like this "mythical creature" like an elf or gnome
basically it's like half man half mole
they live in tunnels really deep underground

oh ok

so basically
he sees a mythical creature
he doesn't tell anyone to ensure the safety of them

❓️