TAG ep 2.mp3

Paleo: Welcome back to "The Admin Games". Last time, the 4 teams made it through a Treehouse Obby. Ofc the Retarted Rabbits lost, cuz.... they're dumb.
Professor Barranco III, in the distance: I heard that!
Paleo: Shut up, Professor!

Blook: "Because we don't have voters, the wheel decides who leaves!
And... Rabbid 4 leaves!"

Rabbids 4: 🥺
*The 3 Rabbids waved goodbye sadly, except for the Professor. Then Rabbid 4 leaves, also sadly*

Blook: "Now, watch this!"
*He strings Rabbid 4 to his big magic hand before swinging him away and sending him back to his home world*

Paleo: Fly, Rabbid, fly!

Blook: "We've got a special guest today!"
Liz: "Who is it?"
Blook: "It's... Jade the Hex Maniac!"
*He goes up close to the camera*
Blook: "I DO NOT SIMP FOR HER I SWEAR TO GOD SHE'S A TEENAGER"

Paleo: Ummm, ok.

Blook: "What's today's contest? A battle! A volunteer from each team will borrow a member of Team Pokemon to battle Jade! The first team to lose is UFE!"

Dreepy: Can I fight?

Blook: "Sure, now what team wants Dreepy?"

Skeledirge: Welcome back.
Dreepy: No thanks to you.
Skeledirge: Hey, I sad I was sorry.
Dreepy: Ik. Sorry, I got a little mean there.
Skeledirge: It's ok lil buddy.
Paleo: Umm, Dreepy. Your about to be picked.
Dreepy: Oh, right.
*Everyone is silent*
Paleo: Well?
Gangle: I-ill have him.

* Shuppet uses Phantom Force! Shuppet disappears!

PB III: Umm? Where did it go?

Jade: "The move does that."

PB III: Then, Ogerpon use Horn Leech!

*It misses because Shuppet disappeared*
* Shuppet attacked Ogerpon!

PB III: Eek! Ogerpon, quick, use Power Whip!

* Shuppet uses Sucker Punch!
* That goes first because it just does that.

PB III: Ugh, Ogerpon! Are you even trying?!

Ogerpon: "Read the f**k up! Sucker Punch goes first! And it hit only because I was gonna attack. If you had used Spiky Shield it would'nt have hit!"

PG III: *Sigh* Just use Spiky Shield. I don't want to lose like the last guy.

* Too late, she already hit Power Whip and killed Shuppet.

PB III: Oh nvm then. Does that mean, I win?

Blook: "Yeah."
Liz: "Next is Red Bomber and Skeledirge!"

Red Bomber: Alright, finally some action!

* Jade sends out Kadabra!

*Red Bomber sends out Skeledirge*
Skeledirge: Alright. Say, what are you suppose to be? The cereal boy.

Blook: "Btw, if Gangle next round wins against Ralts, then we're spinning a wheel to choose who's UFE."

Red Bomber: Let's get some action started!
Skeledirge: Wait? What's my movset?

Blook: "Torch Song, Sunny Day, Hex, Shadow Ball"

Skeledirge: Ah ok. Gotta remember that.
*Skeledirge uses Shadow Ball*

*Honestly i'm done with this let's just spin to eliminate*

Skeledirge: Aw come on. Oh, alright.

Blook and Liz: "Can we cut this out of the release?"
Liz: "Just cut this last part out."
Blook: "Turtle is sadly eliminated and will leave next episode."

*Duskull fainted! Spider Gaming wins!*
Liz: "The Animals Gaming team is safe!"

Spider: Way to go, Marshadow!
Bee: Yeah, dude! Your the pokemon!
Marshadow: Thanks guys.

Japanese Narrator: "次はPB IIIが占領したスケレディルゲです"
Blook: "I can translate her. 'Next is Skeledirge, taken by PB III' is what she said."

Paleo: I thought Red Bomber had Skeledirge?

Blook: "F**k she meant Ogerpon"

PB III: Come on, Ogerpon. It's time for the Rabbids to shine, to show that Rabbids are not dumb.
*Sends out Ogerpon*

* Jade sends out Shuppet!
Blook: "You know, should we tell her what Derp did? Like, tell Jade that Derp-"
Liz: "Shhh, we can't have the viewers know abut Derp!"

PB III: Alright, let'
s see what you got Ogerpon. Use Vine Whip!

Blook: "Actually, her moveset is:
Ivy Cusgel (Grass)
Power Whip
Horn Leech
Spiky Shield"

PB III: Oh, well then... Use Ivy Cudgel!

Italian Narrator: Animals Gaming may now battle Jade."

Spider: What the? Who let this.... a nvm, I gotta concentrate.

* Hex Maniac sends out Duskull!

Spider: You ready, Marshadow?
*Sends out Marshadow*
Marshadow: I'm always ready for a challenge.

* Duskull uses Will-O-Wisp!

*Marshadow uses punch*

* Marshadow is burnt by Will-O-Wisp!

Marshadow: A little strong huh?
*Marshadow uses Spectral Thief*

* It's super effective! Duskull uses Future Sight!

*Marshadow uses Shadow Punch*

Blook: "Gangle takes Dreepy! Now, who wants to be taken by the Bombermen?"

Skeledirge: I'll do it.

Blook: "Which Bomberma-"
Liz: "Which Bomberman wants him?"

Red Bomber: I'll take him, he's cool.

Blook: "Who wants to be taken by the Animals?"

Spider: Hmm, well legends say that Marshadows are great fighters, so I guess I'll take him.

Blook and Liz: "The ReTarded Rabbits, you have either Pon or Melo."

*The rabbids points at Meloetta, but the professor goes to Ogerpon*
Professor Barranco III: I'll take this ogre.

Blook: "Ogerpon is taken by"
Liz: "The Retarded Rabbits."
Blook and Liz: "Now, Meloetta will be disqualified, but not UFE. Sorry, it's how this works."

Meloetta: It's fine.
Paleo: You can watch the fight with us tho.
Meloetta: Sure thing.