her favorite human technology is the paperclip

"Then why look there"

"it's the second closest thing to him"

"I refuse to wear pants"

"then I guess I won't let you meet him ⟩|("

"I'll wear a loincloth"

"HE WILL SEE UP IT"

"It is the culture of my people

Since nothing is shown, it isn't covered"

"he's gonna be really uncomfortable."

"Fine

But I'm not doing it forever"

"you have to do it when you're with humans."

"I am not conforming with human culture"

"then you're not gonna get to see him."

Ok guys move on to the next headcanon please

"Torkost Suk Nof Linost."

"DAD >•("

Translation: "Daughter I don't wear clothes"

"we're going to meet a human that's REALLY special to me and I don't think he wants to see THAT!"

"Dear

You literally cannot see it

"It's still there!! Humans have different eyes! He COULD be able to see it!! Plus it's still weird to be naked!!!"

"How could he see inside of me"

"It's still weird!!!"

"It's weird to stare inbetween the legs of your girlfriend's father when you can't even see it"

"he has to look all the way up at you."

Canon

She knows every single invention ever made by humans and every invention that could or would be made

And she's just

"This small metal object can be use to easily hold multiple documents, while also being able to be bent to fashion as a makeshift key. Interesting."

"I have fashioned it into the shape of a star. How amusing."
she absolutely hates roaches so much she like sends them to pocket dimensions of pain

Canon

she does that thing where someone floats a little off the ground as a primary form of transportation

Eeeeeeh

Maybe

Hm
well
her very favorite human clothing is a fur pelt
(Illy has to BEG her to not go out in public in a fur pelt)

"Isn't this what humans used to wear dear"

"THAT WAS MILLENNIA AGO AND PEOPLE WILL SEE UP YOUR DRESS PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE JUST WEAR PANTS OR SOMETHING"

"Ffffine"

"phew
as for you dad.
at least mom put SOMETHING ON!!!!"

Yes

she feels cold all the time

Hmmm

Maybe

her father is that eye tower thingy from lord of the rings

Not canon