Ahh yes.. the true story of spobamnorge and harujones.
As children, they were virtually inseparable. They were best friends and met in preschool. Their names were George Beard and Harold Hutchins. As they grew, they joined a school together named Jerome horwitz elementary school, and hated their teachers. After their school years, they went and joined a video game company, Epic games. Because of the contract they signed to join, they changed their names to Jonesy and Spitfire. They had great times, and they became intrigued with guns and militia weapons. Years later, after epic shut down, they ended their long time friendship after becoming rival presidential candidates. As to keep the past in the past, they changed their names to Donald trump and Barack Obama. After a long while, they became friends, but unfortunately, Donald, George, or Spitfire was 200 pumped in the face with an airsoft shotgun, by Obama, harold, or jonesy was so distraught, he died of a broken heart, and they were buried next to each other, ending the tail of Jonesy and spitfire.
