Tank Dempsey:BOOM GOES THE TABLE
Me: Dempsey we don’t want to support this stuff….. ok but if something is going to blow up or an m16 is involved… then we can talk.
Tank Dempsey: hoo- rah ! Oh yeah! The m one six and bombs belong in awesome town population two , me and her!.
Me:* face palms *
Tank Dempsey: who table is that and dam not even a strong u.s marine like me can do that.
Me: probably with a hammer.
Tank Dempsey: no I can definitely brake a table hoo- rah!
Me: why is being friends with a u.s marine that kills zombies so difficult…..
