Rp I guess {she's 18'7 btw}

Blair: yo me too

Gatekeeper: hm?

Is he dead?

She's 18 foot 7

Lmao

Wanna actually rp tho?

Sure, about what

Wait I just saw this post again

Uhh-

Uhh-

So now what-

Wanna just rp, ur OC don't gotta be ded

Uh ok-

Hm is Voiding ok?

Sur

Momm-

Noooo

Zerobot: Hi there...

Gatekeeper: A robot...

Zerobot: I’m Zerobot, and you are the Gatekeeper

Gatekeeper: How the hell do you know that!?

Zerobot: That’s your title, but I still call you Gatekeeper to this day

Gatekeeper: you still shouldn't know my name

Zerobot: Your name is Tsuki, but I still call you as Gatekeeper instead

*Magic forms around their neck and pulls them up to her face*

Gatekeeper: HOW DO YOU KNOW THAT

Zerobot: I scanned it

Gatekeeper: THAT DOESN'T ANSWER MY QUESTION. THERE'S NO WAY YOU COULD JUST SCAN ME AND KNOW THAT

Zerobot: Oh…I can replace my hands with claws and drills!

Gatekeeper: THAT DOESN'T ANSWER MY QUESTION

Zerobot: I have a true answer, I don’t know

Gatekeeper: I'VE NEVER TOLD ANYONE MY REAL NAME BESIDES LIAM. DID HE TELL YOU!?

Zerobot: Yis

{no he didn't}

Zerobot: Okay Gatekeeper

Gatekeeper: *siggghh*

Johnny Cage (6”2) is looking up at her

“Damn… if only I was into tall women…”

Gatekeeper: Johnny Cage?

Cage: The one and only! Big fan, I take it?

Gatekeeper: No, just need to make sure

Cage: That's not vague and slightly threatening at all 😃

Gatekeeper: And....how many times have you died?

Cage: Uhm… canonically within my actual property? Once! Then I died at Armageddon… so twice… then Raiden reset the timeline… uhm then I was captured and forced to have sex to breed warriors *not even a joke*… guess I didn’t die but I wanted to… uhm then Liu Kang reset the timeline again so… twice. Oh and then I died during our non-canon role playing!

Gatekeeper: mhm....

Cage: Why ya ask, hon?

Gatekeeper: Do you have some sort of Resurrection ability or something else?

Cage: I don’t know… I think it’s just lazy writing, to be completely honest

*pum very much intended*

*pun

Gatekeeper: hmm...

Cage: So… why are you so interested in me?

Gatekeeper: It's a bit strange that you are able to revive and skip through the Realm of Externus

Cage: Hey, whatcha gonna do? Ya work with what ya got!

Gatekeeper: I understand how some people can do that I just need to know how

Cage: Hmmm… he sits down and leans against her legs

Gatekeeper: what are you doing....

Cage: Looks up
“Thinking”

Gatekeeper: ...

Cage: I haven’t got a clue!

Gatekeeper: Strange... I'll have to look into this

Cage: so… what exactly are you?

Gatekeeper: A Gatekeeper

Cage: Which is….?

Gatekeeper: Take a guess, what do you think I do?

Cage: Gate… keep? But what gate???

Gatekeeper: The Gate between realms of Dimensional Prisons and Salvation

Cage: Like heaven and hell?

Gatekeeper: Kind of.

Heaven and Hell already exist but if you die enough times without anything like your own ability reviving you, then you'll end up in the Realm of Externus

Cage: And that’s… bad?

Gatekeeper: Possibly, it's the realm where I judge you and decide your placement

Cage: Oh… you could always judge me… wink

Gatekeeper: What...?

Cage: Smiles with his Hollywood teeth

Gatekeeper: -_-

Cage coughs
“Sorry…” pets her leg

Gatekeeper: stop that

Cage yes ma’am…

Gatekeeper: I'm guessing the others who do the same as you are your friends?

Cage: I… don’t know any… guess I’m the only one my writers like to kill off…

Gatekeeper: you're fighting with all those other people who have that same ability to just be revived right?

Cage: Everuone else doesn’t face that….

Gatekeeper: *looks into her staff* hmm..

*have not face*

Gatekeeper: ...

Cage whatcha see?

Gatekeeper: *looking at the Mortal Kombat fights he's in*

She sees Cage uppercut Baraka *photo* head off, then rip his chest off and toss it to the side then catch the head and holds it to the camera

Gatekeeper: And is he still alive somehow?

Cage: Hell yeah! Just played poker with him last week! Great guy once ya get past the face and blade… and general shitty personality…

Gatekeeper: he can come back like you can

“The more I think about it… we Al regularly get killed… like not even with fatalities… but have you seen half our special moves?! We should be dead!

Gatekeeper: exactly Why I'm curious on how you guys do it

Cage: I have no… *his phone goes off*

Gatekeeper: hm?

Cage answers
“Yeah? Oh be there in a minute. Someone just booted up the game. Gotta get to the character select screen.”

Gatekeeper: alright then, goodbye

*She is forced to spawn with him at a character hang out where everyone is talking amongst themselves

Gatekeeper: huh?

Cage: You said you wanted to see why we can… so meet the gang!

Gatekeeper: okay then...

Raiden is talking to a buff man with a razor sharp hat and Shang Tsung

Gatekeeper: *Sits down*

Razor Hat Man: So then I say. “You don’t want my rabbit? I kill you with it!” All laugh

( reference to https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=IHncw1T9-Kc )

*She kinda just sits awkwardly and watches*

Reptile is talking to Scorpion while Mileena snuggles on Reptiles shoulder

*Old school rp call back*

*she checks her staff*

*Ye I know*

*meanwhile in the real world you and I sit down on the couch and grab controllers*

Me: I just got this new game. Should be sick.

Uli: alrighty then let's see...this dude is 'fiery'

*Scorpion*

Scorpion disappears in the lobby and spawns on the screen in the left Player One corner

Me: Uh… This guy is… crap… insert lizard pun here! *REPTILE*
He spawns on the player two side as a giant tv screen in the video game world turns on showing what the players see

Gatekeeper: *puts her staff on her lap and watches*

Uli: oh you're going down

VS SCREEN

Reptile does a little sneaky sneak invisibly then reveals himself with a snarl
Scorpion spawns in a ball of hell fire

Scorpion: Out of my way, lizard!
Reptile: Why don’t you come and move me, Scorpion?
Scorpion: I will move your HEART out of your chest!

ROUND ONE: FIGHT!

Uli: *totally cool and good skills with Scorpion*

Me: S-Tier Reptile moves

Reptile grabs Scorpions head and chews on it for a X-ray throw and Scoprion only looses some health, much to the surprise of the Keepr

Uli: *Spamming the grab button and it's actually working*

Scorpion takes his katana and stabs it through Reptiles head as another X Ray

Uli: Hehehehehehheh

Scorpion wins round one

Scorpion: Stay away from the flame lest ye be burned!

Round two FIGHT

Uli: Booyah!

I lock in and absolutely cook him up round two

Uli: damn it

Reptile poles Scorpions eyes out and slams his head into his knee

Uli: Damn it....! Time for my secret move

Side eye

Uli: ULTIMATE ATTACK GOOO

Reptile blocks it

Uli: :D .... •_•

Reptile wins round two

Reptile: Lossssssser!

Uli: care to explain WHAT THE HELL THAT WAS

Me: A flawless block

Uli: that's stupid

I shrug at the camera

“That’s life!”

"...ka me ha-"

Reptile is beating the crap out of scorpion now

Why they still at it, u won

There’s round 3

Oh... *Fighting intensifies*

They go back and forth and the characters react back in the waiting room

Gatekeeper: hmm...

Mileena: KICK HIS ASS REPTILE!

*uses grabs attack for the 246th time*

Reptile dodges and orb balls him

Oh shit

Orb ball launches scopiron as Cage pokes Keepr

“Watch this! I know what he’s about to do!!!”

Gatekeeper: alright...

{Her names Tsuki btw but she doesn't tell anyone}

(Kewl)

Reptile takes off his little lizard mask

Gatekeeper: hmm..

Reptile spits acid at Scorpion who gets hit and melts Scorpions face off as everyone cheers in the green room

BRUTALITY! REPTILE WINS

Gatekeeper: and how do they survive after that

Scorpion and Reptile come back in after a few seconds after the screen goes dark

Cage: That’s the neat part! I don’t honesty know…

Gatekeeper: strange...

Me: HA! I WIN! YOU LOSE!

Damn it

Me: again!

Fine

I pick Cage this time

Hmmm

Me: I just downloaded the Uliam DLC pack that includes every single one of those weird Uliam OC’s or whatever….

Ulliam dlc pack is crazy

*Chooses X*

X: Oh yeah you gotta be strong!

Cage: This is f**king unfair! He’s a literal god, what the f**k?!?!

Gatekeeper: he's not a god but he's got Divine Energy

*They do their intros*

*I’ll let you describe what X says/does here. Just remember it goes, walk up for A and B

A: blah blah blah
B: Reaponse to blah blah blah
A: Response to the response the. Fighting*

{just say something as Cage and I'll respond as X and then you as Cage}

Cage walks up to fake NPCS cheering and signs the screen with his autograph

*how would X spawn?*

*X flies down and flames burst around him and takes his hood off*

Cage: Quite an entrance! Costume needs work though.

X: You'd better be a strong one, or you're not worth it

Cage: I guess someone needs a demonstration….

ROUND ONE FIGHT!

X: *Throws a fireball at him*

Cage dodges and slides over to X and punches his nuts

X: 💀

Cage jumps back up and breaks X’s back, but he’s still able to fight because the laws of physics do no apply in this universe

X: *elbows him in the gut and flips him over his back*

Cage: 🫥

X: *grabs his leg and swings him around before throwing him at the left side of the screen*

Cage hits a statue that crumbles causing more damage to him

X: *Charging up a fireball*

Cage starts doing a little dance

X: *flies at him*

Cage hits him with a perfectly timed uppercut that cracks his skull

X: *throws big ass fireball at him*

Cage dodges and grabs the camera and hits X over the head with it

X: the fu-

Cage breaks the camera on his rib cage

X: Plech-

A new camera spawns

X: *Headbutts him and kicks him back*

Cage ouch!

X: *Ultimate attack!!11!¡!*

Cage falls over as X wins round one

X: hahaha!

ROUND TWO FIGHT

X: *shoots fireballs*

Cage throws his little green energy balls

*they collide with each other*

They create an explosion that knocks them both back full screen

X: oof-

Cage smacks into another statue

“Why are there so many statues!!!”

X: no idea

Cage throws a statue at him

X: AGH-