Breaking Bad but awesome

"lian check this out"

Will just saying "BITCH" is so funny to me for some reason 😭

"now fluffman what did I tell you about watching those bad twitch streamers
you should be studying how to make meth"

"But Mistah Funnyguy this guy called Jerma is playin' a gamblin' game"

"alright that's it no say gex for a week"

"FINE MISTAH FUNNYGUY I'LL COOK METH"

"no
you were supposed to study
and you watched this rando instead"

"BUT HE'S FUNNY MISTAH FUNNYGUY"

"I thought I was your funny guy >:("

"You are always my funnyguy

bitch"

"you have a choice to make here"

just wanted to let you know
I have an English teacher (female) whose face looks JUST like Jerma's and absolutely nobody believes me
an I crazy

"One time I was driving home with my mom and we just saw deer casually crossing the street"

"one time got featured in a local newspaper because I rode a kayak on my flooded street"

"I was featured on an Emkay cursed comment video"

I'm gonna go right ahead and say that out of the six things I've said, only one of these never happened

All of mine were true 😭

dang
im gonna go right ahead and say it was the mushroom one, although my museum has an iron maiden. However, the inside is covered in bumps, rather than spikes, likely to cause discomfort.

Ah

Would you like to see the scars on my finger where they glued my skin back on

no thanks
also upon further reflection, it was not a pigeon I say eating a pigeon, as they don't live where I lived at the time.
it was ravens.

"I think my grandma has a positive relationship with street gangs"

"I got hit in the nuts by a kayak once"

"I cut my left middle finger open on a broom and no longer have feeling in two places on that finger wanna see the scars"

"one time I saw a pigeon eating a run over pigeon"

Woag

NOOOO I WAS DRAWING TRK AS THE SURPRISED BLACK GUY BUT I CLOSED OUT OF IT BY MISTAKE

NOOO

and it was colored in 😔

This is sad 😔

the surprised raven man was lost
billions must raise ravens in his honor

"Okay so my dad made a profit as a child by stealing hubcaps off of cars and selling them to a mechanic"

one time I ate a random mushroom and I woke up in the iron maiden at my local museum

"My dad met my mom at a bar that had the same name as my dad"

one time my dad covered a tree in lighter fluid, put fireworks in it, and let us fire roman candles at it

He will soon reach the final stage of the infection, and turn into what is known as a Jermite

LET'S PLAY GAMES AND MAKE WITTY BANTER

He will now start ranting about something totally off topic for 30 minutes straight

ok so like one time my dad watched a guy blow up a train car full of beer

Jermette

am I losing my marbles

Here we see a poor man suffering from Jermosis

There is no cure, and it has a 100% fatality rate

wym I've never been better