Hee: WHY ISN'T IT WORKING, THIS IS AN ANCIENT AND POWERFUL CURSE!!! Eggy: blehhh

Well no one wants to sleep with eggy other than his egg wife so that’d break the curse

but

I wouldnt be surprised if shiv made her break up with eggy tbh

"N- NO! M- MY- I MEAN EGGYS WIFE! I C- CANNOT LET THIS STAND!"

- you

Eggy’s immune because he’s ugly as shit
Like who’s gonna f**k some dumbass with the facial structure and body type of, well, an egg

yea ikr

omi makes sense cuz she’s an egg herself but peyton just seems forced

Eggy: what? She isn't forced to do anything, isn't that right sweetie?

Peyton: *blinks 3 times fast, 3 times slow and 3 times fast again*

Omi makes sense, she's also an egg
But Peyton...