A guy walks into a bar and talks to the bartender, "if I show you something impressive, will you give me a free drink?" the bartender agrees, then the man pulls out a very small man playing a piano. everyone in the bar gets shocked, the bartender pours the man's drink and asks "Where did you get him?" the man replies "I will tell you if you give me another drink" so after the bartender pours him another drink, the guy replies "There's a genie behind the bar, and he can make any wish come true" so the bartender runs to the genie, a few seconds later he comes back while the whole town is covered with ducks, the bartender shouts "This genie must be deaf!
I asked for a million bucks and instead he gave a million ducks!"
and the man confirms "Well yeah,
do you think I asked for a 10 inch pianist?"
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