Take my Epic Rap Battles of History request for Saturday Night Live's 50th anniversary special, please... Before I crush your chocolate. Pete Reston vs Matsuri Kazamaki because I watched too much Ayakashi Triangle; Izuku Midoriya vs Paperinik; Ayame Kajo vs Marge Simpson if the latter's protest against Itchy & Scratchy was an indication; WILL YOU CLAM UP?