Chaws: Why is it that I always lose things as soon as I need them?
Jesus: Actually, it's not that you lose things when you need them. You lose them a while before. It's just that you LOOK for things when you need them.
Chaws: Okay yeah thanks Jesus, that's great but WHERE'S THE F**KING FIRST AID KIT?
T: And what do I get out of this?
Nameless: I will give you a dollar.
T: What do you think I am? A chump? I would never do it for a dollar!
Nameless: How bout two dollars?
T: You got yourself a deal.
Nameless: What the f**k.
Nameless: ESPN is showing 2003 national jump rope championship.
Nameless: Who the hell watches jump rope competiti- ooh bouncy.
THE FACT THIS IS SO ACCURATE WTAF, I THINK THE GENERATOR IS STALKING ME
Grey: When I first got my autism diagnosis, my first thought was “woah… it’s canon” and I think that maybe thoughts like that is why Chaws made me get tested.
Sylvia: If I'm extra sarcastic with you it probably means I'm flirting with you or you really annoy me and I can't handle your crap... have fun figuring out which one.
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let’s try this again, this time without zoophilia or romance.
Chaws: I'm trash.
Sylvia : As someone who's environmentally conscious, it's my duty to pick you up. Does 7 work for you?
Chaws:
Chaws: You smooth motherf**ker.
Chaws: And yes it does.
Sylvia: I once tried to play a pirated copy of Garfield Kart, when Garfield jumped out of my PC! We are currently married with three beautiful children and a summer house in Lisbon.