“You don’t look gay”
“Just don’t hit on me and you’re cool”
“I thought you were a Christian” (for context I have a cross necklace that I wear and I almost never swear irl so a lot of people think I’m Christian which I am not)
“That explains a lot”
“Since when? Is this new?”
“Oooh you kiss boys you a boykisser”
“Stay away from my kitchen” (hilarious and original joke when people learn I’m pan)