TAG ep 1.mp3

*When is the last time we've done this?*

Blook: "Idk"

Paleo: Blook, it's the third time we tried this. How come you don't remember?

Blook: "Get contestants. We need 25. Also i'm giving you access to a google slides with the teams. Add people to it."

Paleo: Ok

*1 night and a few hours later...*

Paleo: Ok. I think we're all set.

Blook: "GET OVER HERE AND SPLIT INTO TEAMS!
Team 1 is the Pokemon. Team 2 is the Gaming Goobers. Team 3 is the Bombermen. Team 4 is uhhhh. Team 5 is the f**kign TADC cast"

Paleo: Ok so in Team 1, or what I would call it the Pokemon Team, or PokeTeam. Idk, i just thought of cool names for each teams. Anyways, the pokemon here in this team is:

Marshadow
Meloetta
Ogerpon
Skeledirge
And Dreepy.

Blook: "We know bro you don't need to tell us. The google slides has it already"

Paleo: I'm just letting the audience know who they are. Anyways, what minigames or random things you got today, Blook?

Snake: Sure thing mfs"
Scorpion: "Wait i have an idea. Blook never said we couldn't..."
*He hops on a Rabbid and camps on its back.*

*Rabbid 1 feels Scorpion on his back and starts to panick*
Professor Barranco III: Hey, what's going on back there?

Scorpion: "You'll never catch me alive!"

Professor Barranco III: Rabbid 1, stay still.
*He brings out a swatter and tries to hit scorpion*

Scorpion: Nope."
*He goes to sting the Professor.*
Blook: "Back to the Pokemon!"

Marshadow: How is everyone doing?
Skeledirge: Good so far.
Meloetta: No mess ups.

Blook's Pumpkaboo: "Hi guys!! Iam Pumpaboo :3"

Skeledirge: Are you a replacement of Dreepy?

Pummaboo: "No i'm Pumkabo"
Ogerpon: "She's just here because she can be. Dreepy's all the way up there!"

Dreepy: Hi guys.

*Team Pokemon finishes first, Animals Gaming second, TADC third, and Bombermen fourth. That means the Retarded Rabbits are up for elimination!*

Professor Barranco III: You idiots! I told to stop messing around, and now we lost! What do you have to say for yourselves.
*Rabbid 1 farts and the other rabbids laughs*
Professor Barranco III: 🤦

Scorpion: "Do you wanna get stung?"

Skeledirge: I was only questioning. No need to sting anyone.

*TADC team*

Pomni: This thing spins. How do we get through this one?
Jax: How about we use Gangle as a sacrifice?
Ragatha: Jax! She's our teammate!
Kinger: Maybe we need to jump and run.
Gangle: I think I liked that better.

Blook: "Jax, you know that your whole team has to make it up here right? If you sacrificed Gangle, then you'd lose. You'd be automatically UFE."
Pumpkaboo: "That stands for 'up for elimination!'"
Blook: "Thanks Liz."
Liz: "No problemo bro!"
*Blook goes back up to the top*

Paleo: Is that what your gonna name your Pumpkaboo?

Liz: "I'm his sister reborn as a Pumpkaboo!"
Blook: "She don't lie."

Paleo: Really? Reincarnated as a Pokemon? Geez, what are the chances of that happening

Liz: "A Gourgeist killed me!"

Paleo: Oof.

*Skip to stage 5, the final stage, the lava spinner*

Marshadow: Ok everyone, we're almost at the end.
Meloetta: And now we have to get over this.
Skeledirge: I think we need to jump over it and run. Rinse and repeat, they always say.

Pumpkaboo: "Youj can do it! :3"

Dreepy: Man, look at them go. I wish I was there, if I had legs.

*Splitscreen between the 5 teams*

Spider: Scorpion, come over. I think we're almost at the end.
Bee: What appears to be.

*He hops on Marshadow's back*

*Marshadow feels Scorpion on his back*
Marshadow: Scorpion? What are doing outside of your team?

Scorpion: "I'm riding your back so I can do the lava spinner!"

Marshadow: Ok then.
Skeledirge: Wait? Wouldn't that be cheating to ride someones back?

*The first stage is lava jumps.*

Marshadow: It looks like we need to jump over the lava.
Meloetta: Ok.
Skeledirge: Wait? I'm a fire type, does that mean I can swim through lava?
Marshadow: I don't know, I think that's cheating.
Skeledirge: Yeah, you could be right.

Blook: "As long as you can't fly you can compete."

*The pokemon goes jumping over the lava*
Meloetta: Come on, Ogerpon. What are you waiting for?

Ogerpon: So are we just not gonna wait for the others?"
Blook: "You dummy. It's a competition!"
*Cut to the TADC team*

*Pomni was shaking fear*
Ragatha: It's alright, all we need is to jump over it. It's very simple.
Kinger: .... What are we jumping over again?
Gangle: Welp, mine as well we start jumpi-
*Jax pushes Gangle before she jumps, causing to break her happy mask*
Gangle: Aww man, that was fixed 3 weeks ago.

Blook: "Screentime's over. Cut to the Bomber team."

White Bomber: Ok, it looks like we're dealing with lava.
Pretty Bomber: We can jump over it.
Red Bomber: Seems simple, where's the action in that?
Pink Bomber: It'll probably be there while we progress.
Black Bomber: Well, let's go. I don't want to burn my beauty off.
Pretty Bomber: 😒
White Bomber: Come on, guys. We have to move, start jumping.

Blook: "Ykw splitscreen."
*The screen splits between the Animals Gaming and the Retard Rabbits teams*

Spider Gaming: Hmm, well since we're small. I'm not sure if we're gonna make it.
Bee Gaming: I'm a bee, and can fly. So no cheats.
Spider: Hmmm, ha-ha! Snake, do you think you can make yourself into a bridge so we could get across?

Blook: "I'll just let them read it here."
*He pulls up the team chart on a TV*

*One of the rabbids looked at it and licks it*
Professor Barranco III: Don't lick that you idiot. Let me read since you four are unintelligent.

Blook: "Team reading time's up! The first challenge is to make your way to me!"
*He summons the Obby Treehouse*

Professor Barranco III: Are you kidding me, you didn't give me a chance.
*His team giggles*
Professor Barranco III: Ahh, shut up you all.
Marshadow: Hmm, appears that we're in a Treehouse Obby.
Meloetta: Well since we're in the games, I don't think I should fly. It would be cheating.
Dreepy: What about me? I have no legs.

Blook: "Dreepy, you can fly up to me but it won't count as a win. You're DQ'd."

Dreepy: *Sigh* This is why I wish I have legs.
Skeledirge: Hey, wait, why couldn't you use your arms?
Dreepy: Hmm? Hey, wait. Does walking on your arms count?

Blook: "No."

Dreepy: Smart thinking, Skeledirge.
Skeledirge: Hey, atleast I tried.

Blook: "Go."

Pomni: Huh? We're starting?
Jax: Hmph, Obbies. Child's play.
Ragatha: Oh, don't be such a fuss, Jax.
Kinger: ..... Huh, what?