I saw a video where a kid was with his parents when another kid told him his weiner was the size of a tic tac. The kid replied that’s why the other kid’s mom’s breath smelled so fresh 😭

Nahhhhhh

His dad looked proud and his mom looked shocked 😭

I'd be proud

lmao I might be proud too 💀

Dang.

What if the other kid’s mom is so fat she bent the pole? Bro should take that into consideration…

just add "before she broke it" at the end

W dad

you've taught him well

chad dad