“Anyone who disrespects my pretty little robot is gonna have to have a chat with ME!”

Melborus Magpond: Another strong person?

Dr Sapphire: “Strong AND smart!”

Melborus Magpond: Uhhh…Hi there Dr. Sapphire, I’m Melborus or Mel

Dr sapphire: *He grins* “Haha! That’s great!” *He pats his head*

Melborus Magpond: Well…Im 10000 years old and 9ft tall…but it feels nice to get petted on the head

Dr sapphire: “Good! Good!”

Melborus Magpond: I’ll be nice to your robot in no time…

Dr sapphire: “Yes! Very good! She’s very sweet”

Melborus: Oh okay...

Melborus: I was a protector of an unknown civilization formerly, but the people disappeared because of an earthquake...that was the biggest failure of my life, failing to protect citizens from a disaster.

Dr sapphire: “damn…”

Melborus Magpond: I can also punch and wrestle too, but can you also do it too?

Dr sapphire: “I punch trees in the forest for fun!”

Melborus Magpond: Nice, I punch and wrestle for training too!

Melborus Magpond: Btw I also live in a cave with an underground lake inside

Dr sapphire: Lovely, I live in a cabin in the wilderness with a robot and a- um… I’m not really sure what he is…

Melborus Magpond: Oh…nice cabin

Melborus Magpond: I’m actually 9ft tall!

Dr sapphire: that’s great! I am seven foot tall!

Melborus Magpond: Can a 9ft tall golem go inside of your cabin?

Dr sapphire: ya might be able to fit in the living room…

Melborus Magpond: Okay I might be in the living room to sleep on the floor

but your robot is so cute

“Be nice to her then”

Yea
I’d help her if she fell down

“Yes yes, good.”