he’s so silly (seriously why isn’t there an official plushie of him yet)

I’d rather shoot myself

that’s fair, it looks kinda weird (not saying horrendous to be nice)

Its hair is stupid

I know, it’s a stupid bootleg plushie

I’d rather spend 50k on an m22

understandable

The 3 minute video, post it to a "website" (like R34 or other "websites")
Profit
Get the 50k back
Get the million uno plushes

you’re a genius

Also while profiting, I can buy a million plushes of this goober

If there isn't any of the goober, I'll buy a million Skibidi Toilet bootleg plushes, decapitate them and attach black pipe cleaners to the neck to all of their necks, recycling (dying and restitching) the rest of the body into helmets

I thought you would eat them

Bruh, vore is a f**king fantasy fetish, I ain't gonna recreate it irl 3:<

Doubt

Bro probably would try and get swallowed by a blue whale💀