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1808 - Une vielle amie

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In the aftermath of the skirmish Jacques was reading the Bible trying to find out what he was capable of. Once he saw the verse "nothing is impossible with God" then he knew that if he simply believed he could do anything. He decided to try it.

He got out of his tent and jumped up in the air believing he could fly. Against all odds he succeeded. He tried to run really fast. Succeeded. He tried teleporting. He succeeded.
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The Prussian woman who had informed Jacques all those days ago had been in this camp helping to heal soldiers. She approached Jacques and told him about another vision she had overnight and that she had gotten hints the location of the devil on earth.

"A city of sinners.. a river of blood a Castle of undead under the banner of a bird" she said "instinctively he knew it "it's in kaub.."
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A few weeks later he was in Paris on his way to ask Napoleon himself for two battalions to end this once and for all. As he approached he used his new found powers to scare the guards into letting him through as he made his way to the throne room he knelt down.

"Emperor, I request two battalions. I know where Satan may be" he asked of which Napoleon responded "No. It's too much of a risk and he shall destroy your army. We shall wait for God's chosen one, officer" "but your Highness!" "No" "I-" NO!" "BU-" "NO!!!" "I AM THE CHOSEN ONE!" Napoleon was shocked to hear this but kept is cold composure "prove it" so Jacques floated up in the air "May I have two battalions to go to kaub?"
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"yes" Bonaparte awnsered. So Jacques was given the elite guard, third swiss regiment, first infantry regiment and second infantry regiment. He sent a world wide propaganda helped by Napoleon's control over the international affairs and his army grew to 60 million men from Canada to Serbia To Brazil all around the globe people volunteered to fight in kaub.

Men and women were armed. Thousands of Calvary and cannons millions of squads
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