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sad squidward | chat, i have school tomorrow, how can you hide sort of visible self harm marks? they're only on my left thumb and i don't have any gloves or anything I could wear and they are small but I don't wanna take any chances, one of my teachers legit has eagle eyes and can somehow see everything on your chromebook screen if your chromebook is even slightly tilted towards them. | image tagged in sad squidward | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
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erm…
just don’t be retarded enough to deliberately hurt yourself???
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that aint a matter of being retarded
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Pretty sure it doesn't | IS | image tagged in pretty sure it doesn't | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
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0 ups, 3mo
not really
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Bandaid
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i alr have one covering the biggest one up and two on one thumb would be suspicious
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Put a BIG bandaid on it
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genius move: put a bandage on it
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Do you have a picture?
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no
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Alr, but consider this, there's a lot of students and a lot of thumbs, and chances are your teacher isn't looking specifically for a minor injury on a thumb
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yea but i was there last year and every time I had a bandaid on it was to bandage a self inflicted cut so yk
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don't hurt yourself to avoid this situation entirely
but for the sake of school, say you had an accident of sorts
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theyre easibly recognizable as self inflicted
an accidental cut would not be in a perfectly straight line
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I've had my cat cut me with his claws and it was a really straight line across my foot
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is your cat tryna cut you up like one of those butcher diagrams
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Lol
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bean chops
bean ribs
bean drumsticks
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so i just say that i ran into a cat and it scratched my thumb
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I'm just saying, straight cuts from accidents happen
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0 ups, 3mo
k
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in that case let this be a learning moment
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ok
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why’d you hurt yourself
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cuz i wanted to
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chat, i have school tomorrow, how can you hide sort of visible self harm marks? they're only on my left thumb and i don't have any gloves or anything I could wear and they are small but I don't wanna take any chances, one of my teachers legit has eagle eyes and can somehow see everything on your chromebook screen if your chromebook is even slightly tilted towards them.