When someone tells you to stop playing video games, show them this

I LIVE ALONE AND AM STILL PAYING OFF MY STUDENT LOANS; I am one of the top ten richest people ever, and could circumnavigate the globe on a whim; I am a member of the greatest civilization in the history of reality, and have a device that can send millions of bytes of data across entire planets within seconds, which I routinely use for simulating reality for fun