No mom, I wasn’t searching skibidi toilet 🚽 rule 34 🤔 on my laptop, I was watching youtube 📺 when my computer got struck by the OHMYGYAT particle ⚡️ causing a series of bit flips 💻 leading to a cursor glitch 🖱️ resulting in a misqued click 🤦♂️ on an inappropriate advertisement 🚫 that opened up a new tab 📊 causing an obscene video 📹 to play which shocked me so much 😱 that my pants 👖 slipped off 😳