Taiwan: "DONT F**KING FORGET ME IM SPOILING FOR A FIGHT WITH THAT COMMIE MOTHEF**KER
USA: uuuuuuuh guys pls don't you dont want china to launch nu- *china bombs pearl harbor*
C O W A B U N G A I T I S
North Korea: North Korea Best Kore- *they no longer exist because of NATO*
Italy: You forgot me.
Canada: mass murder isnt a war crime if we do it. (we love hockey and war crimes)
China: It was at this moment i knew......i f**ked it.