1: nearly bit by a brown recluse
2: got sick and was throwing up
3: turned a corner and my dick hit said corner
4: was yelled at for not having a perfectly clean room
5: I was riding my bike and am now very injured
6: I almost lost my phone
7: I was hit by a snake
8: I now have until 6 am to make my room absolutely clean
9: I had insomnia last night
10: my book has two pages torn out