3 days ban ended finally, got my life for 3 days

So first of all, I am a straight male. (You'll see why this is necessary) Although I sometimes think of femboys, I never imagine myself being a bottom. So what happened was I took a massive dump a moment ago. The shit was so big it almost flushed itself. Now the problem is, it felt really good for a few seconds when it was coming out of my bootyhole. Like almost too good. Like this thing was at least 6 inches long girthy behemoth. I didn't even know my booty could stretch like that. Soo now the real question I had after this incident is, does this mean, Hypothetically speaking, does this symbolise, metaphorically, metakingamassivedickupmyassandfeelinggoodaboutit? I can't believe a shit made me bi curious..

I made this a copypasta :3

Why is this wall green? Seriously, who in their right mind decided that green was an acceptable color for a wall? A wall is supposed to be white—pristine, neutral, and versatile. White walls are a blank canvas, a symbol of cleanliness, and a backdrop that doesn’t clash with anything. But green? Green is bold, brash, and in-your-face. It’s like the wall is trying too hard to make a statement, and it’s the wrong one.
Do people not realize how much a green wall disrupts everything? It’s like the room is screaming for attention, refusing to let anything else shine. It hijacks the entire aesthetic. You can’t decorate around a green wall; it forces every other piece of furniture, every piece of art, to conform to its overpowering presence. And don’t even get me started on how it messes with the lighting. Green walls reflect this weird, sickly hue that makes everything look off. It’s like being stuck in some kind of bizarre, alternate reality where nothing feels quite right.

And what about the mood it sets? Green

While you were gone I blackmailed tsarist :3

Lol

i don’t wanna bend ova 😭

Its time to Bend Over, kitten

Some could say it’s time to Ben Dover

Yk you are right