rp i guess lmao because i’m boreded as hell

Zippie: "Um... hello?"

Phantasm: What is it?

Zippie: "I just wanted to say that your... armor looks kind of interesting."

Phantasm: I… wouldn’t call it armor, but thanks

Zippie: "You're welcome."

Phantasm: …uh, yeah

(Continuing the last rp...)

*Blaze and Phantasm are standing in a lab while some scientists use a machine to create a nonliving clone of Blaze*

Blaze: I still can't believe they agreed to this...

Phantasm: I’m 100% going to get killed if I quit an offer i’ve already accepted.
You’re a lucky bastard.

Blaze: *nervously scratches his head*
Heheheh...

So...

What's being an assassin like?

Phantasm: I kill people. Silently.

And efficiently.

Blaze: well... I kind of figured that.
I meant, as in your life.

Does it affect ya any?

Phantasm: I mean, sorta. But I don’t really care. I was never meant to be a good person.

Blaze: huh. neat.

I know you probably don't care, but I work as a guard for the U.M.P. I work in the Inkverse, and protect big cities from big kaiju n' stuff.

I hate my job.

Phantasm: Hm.

Blaze: I can't make many friends cuz I always have to hop from place to place :(

Phantasm: That’s sad.

Blaze: do you have any friends?

...

I'm sorry that was rude-

also i saw what you deleted but i forgot it

Phantasm: Uh…
yeah. Why?

*A skeleton walks out in a black leather jacket, jeans, sneakers, and a tired look on his face*

???: Hey. It's done.

Blaze: oh, thanks, Ribeye!

Ribeye: ...okay.

(He is here because yes)