Headcannons remastered (ghidorah note: Bruh have Ni sound like sniper)

Rango is so underrated

Bro I'm so sorry I thought your gf was talking about the actual character.

Bro I don’t even have a gf, what are you talking about?

Good to see I’m not the only one who thinks of Godzilla as rattle snake jake

Hear me out on something badass, minus one saying “Ain’t no hawk, ain’t nothing but bats” before doing his atomic breath

Or Goji saying, “I tip my hat to you, one legend to another” to Kong after beating Mechanic G

*legendary goji

In my opinion Jake’s voice fits minus one better especially when he says: “You got killer in your eye son? I don’t see it.” That’s a line that perfectly fits what happen in the beginning but hey that’s just me

Imagine that line in the Ohto Island sequence