at least it wasn't gas station sushi, because then you'd black out and wake up in a sewer, then you'd be surrounded by horny fish, then the stench will draw in a bear, then you fight it, then you ride it into a chuck e cheese, then you overthrow the government (uh I think so), next think you know, you'll be reincarnated as jesus christ, then you'll turn into a jet, fly into the sun-
