this was on a meme that said ¨eevee thinks your beautiful!

Screw society

Yumi: das a good idea
Colt: I do like jooce >:p

Chor:*vanishes into the ether*

Colt: whoh? :0
Yumi: -playing with the sword- >:3

I think you would be proud of the essays I wrote to him :)

bro boinked him on the head

i did indeed lol

MEN CAN BE PRETTY TOO
*whilst putting hair clips on Colt's spikey floofs*

Colt: noe :{
Yumi: give him the wig too

Chor: Alrighty! First, though, we gotta give him a special spa treatment to get that fur nice and neat. That'll prevent the wig from getting staticky. You in?

Yumi: Oh yes, that sounds great! >:D
Colt: -whines-

Chor: *gives Colt some scritches behind the ear* D'aww, don't be scared, big fella. It'll feel nice. I'll get some of the stuff ready.

Colt: Am not scared! I don wanna dress up >:p
Yumi: -boops colt da nose-

Chor: It'll be cool-looking thoooooooo, you get a cool sword and I get to fulfill part of my lifelong dream as a Final Fantasy fanatic. Would you rather I attempt the two later projects? Put ya in a dress and use tufts of your fur to make things taste sour?

Colt: -angry crying pouts- Q\n/Q
Yumi: What do we do now? >:3

Chor: *sigh* I'll get him a juice box and a bottle of syrup. Maybe a bag of marshmallows and a squishy plush toy.

Yumi: OMG YES -runs over- what's the game plan? >:3
Colt: Mrrf

*pulls out an entire blueprint* If we could just figure out how to get his fur to stay put, we could make him the prettiest boye in all da land.

Yumi: Hmmmmmmmmmm.... -big think-

Chor: I'VE GOT IT! *pulls out yellow spray paint, an oversized Halloween costume and a pretty two-handed knife* (yea ik, really late.)

Yumi: Hmmm >:3
Colt: What are u gonna do!? >:0

(be fine lol)

Chor: Don't worry, the big sword is just a decoration. *spraying da boye's (head) hair with da sprae paint*

Colt: Noooo my shinyness!!!! >:c

Chor: It's more like a blond. Would you rather I give you the wig?

Colt: hehehehehe

(first time Chor's ever even CONSIDERED fashion)
HMMMMMMMMMMMMM *carefully observing the pretty boy speciman using the power of sight, hearing, and smell*

Colt: -got nuthin in ma brain =3-

Chor: Pretty boye needs something SPECIAL...
*intense thinking montage*
I've got it...... PREMIUM PRISMACOLOR BRAND COLORED PENCILS

Colt: As long as you don't put a dress on me...

Chor: I want to prove that boys can be pretty without being artificially feminine. The dress will be for a LATER project. *combing da boyes spikey floof*

Colt: my static will just make it spikey again :<

Chor: Got just the thing. *pulls out old licorice before whistling at Colt's jacket* Yumi, get out here and help me make your brother pretty.

Who cares what society thinks!? >:0